WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a knot? Spill the gossips. We can't have you bottling it all up, yeah? Maybe we should to go for a pint and you can spill us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could explode any second